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That's really funny
If you are on Scott Adams' DNRC mailing list, you may have already seen this. These tales of idiots in the office were taken from the Dilbert Newsletter 53.0.
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A supplier called, saying that the barcode scanner could not read the hyphen character. Our engineer told her that she had to enable full ASCII on the scanner. She replied, "There's an ass key on the scanner?"[Editor's note: You can't type a colon without an Ass Key.]
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A manager who received a new computer asked, "Don't these new computers come with CDROM drives?" I said yes. He insisted that his computer did not have a CDROM drive, but "there is a little drawer that opens at the BOTTOM of my computer, but it won't hold a CD." He had the computer upside down. I would have thought that the fact that everyone else got a "DELL" computer and his said "773D" would have clued him in.
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I was training a new assistant to do our daily backup. She came to a point where she was stuck. She had the mouse in her hand and asked me what to do next. I told her to left-click anywhere in the white area. She asked, "click what?" I said, "The mouse." Her response was, "Where's the mouse at?" Needless to say, I found a new assistant.
Here's one more for Valentines Day's sake, pulled off my friend's away message this evening...
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Here's to the surfing the Internet on Valentine's Day crowd...r0535 4r3 #FF0000
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